This is the definition of awesome. This super popular, beautiful girl at my school is going with this “nobody” to homecoming after he drove to her house and gave her roses.
He may be a nobody, but something tells me he’s gonna treat her the way a lady should be treated.million notes… let’s go
*claps*
this is so cute oh my, his face is seriously the happiest person on earth in this picture
my absolute favorite picture of tumblr
(via funfitnfab)
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Perfect.MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
Gold.
lolz lolz lolz
HAHAHAHA
This is all funny and stuff, but like… the line is “you get sprung!” which isn’t disrespectful at all! Getting sprung is just getting really infatuated with someone. That shit bugs the fuck outta me lol
(Source: feminist-blackboard)
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@J2thecarpenter: Me telling little Harrisons how season 7 ends!!!pic.twitter.com/cXlvhUqA@J2thecarpenter: He’ll no’ they’re jut twisted!!! RT “@christtianjr: @J2thecarpenter so, this is a happy ending?”
(via sliceoflifeconfessions)
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Hearts, Angela Strassheim1. Shot in the Heart.
2. Cancer Heart.
3. Teen Drug Overdose Heart.
4. Fatty Oversized Heart.
(Source: approachingsignificance, via jemelleeave)
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